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- Come 'ere, or you'll get one in the face!
- Stepping on others for a glimpse of the sun
- Robin Hood and the Sheriff of Townsville
- An alarm clock in every bottle
- Why cyclists wear Lycra...
- So you thought you were in control...
- My friend the fly
- Won't he... or willy?
- On the eighth day of Christmas
- Making war with Christmas lights
- Bang!
- When all else fails - read the instructions
- Under my insects there are vegetables
- Competitors in the air
- Where do they go at the end of the day?
- The curse of Albert J. Parkhouse
- Old, maybe; wise, definitely not
- ...and they all lived happily ever after
- Sales pitch that's a bit stiff...
- How's your lower intestine?
- Secrets of a builder's bum-crack
- The wonders of high-speed villainy
- Bt thm or jn thm!
- The dying days of love
- Herpes on the door handles
- The English ritual of relaxing
- Lost in a Polish forest
- Na na na-naan nyaaaaah!
- Not mushroom for any more...
- Pierogi and pain in Poland
- All over - even the shouting
- Water, water everywhere...
- What are thet doing to our (Australian) language!
- what happened to my breakfast?
- The check-pants of your past
- What's the magic word?
- Women and the washing up
- The date of reckoning
- Don't think it's funny, 'cos it's snot
- The news is - you've missed the news
- Do they think we're stupid? Yes!
- Waltzing to my Matilda
- A rose by any other name...
- Shopping till she drops you
- Stay nang; be safa
- When you've finished cutting your toenails...
- Plonk ... written by plonkers
- When love grows older...
- The conquerors with the cute voice
- The crazy world of blue cards
- No pain; no gain
- A Phantom birthday
- Everything matters; or nothing does
- Everything matters; or nothing does
- Send this on to 15 people - and die!
- A361 - the secret weapon of the Poms
- Fascinating rituals of undeveloped civilisations
- Ashamed to be Australian?
- Behind a lorry on the road to Nunney Hatch
- Grey as an immigration officer's brain
- Christmas is Jolly bad for your health
- Cheers Mum - and thanks!
- My son; my caterpillar
- Scantily clad in the Whitsundays
- Let's talk turkey
- Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner
- She's back!
- Multiple choice - the curse of civilisation
- Food terrorists drop a bombshell
- My daughter's a spare mummy
- How to lose your friends - instantly!
- The telecommunications company that can't
- The incredible lightness of being
- Taroom... where the toilets are trees
- Affairs of state
- The forces of darkness and ballpoint pens
- Scarier things than whales
- Gone to the dogs...
- I have filled in my census form...
- My daughter's getting married, part two
- My daughter is getting married
- For God's sake, don't send me The Bill
- A world where the surfaces are bare
- I was young once, too!
- Wallpaper to die for
- Boat people: the problem that's not our problem
- How do I love thee...
- You never know your luck till you tread in it
- There must be something else I can do
- His Royal Highness the tax inspector
- Who wants to be free as a bird?
- The reason aliens never come visiting
- When a firefly's thoughts turn to fornication
- Where's my 2000 words!
- The drums are talking, b'wana
- My daughter licks her plate
- Could terrorists find brisbane on a map?
- Harbinger of the festive season
- Back among the icebergs
- Caught in the act
- Nicole Kidman and the guinea pig
- Osama Bin-taking-himself-too-seriously
- I left my toolbox in the rain
- Want to join my party?
- Naming streets after rotten lovers
- Mangoes – fruit from heaven's red light district
- They must clone Australia Post staff
- Canned music in the lavatory
- Back in 5B passing rude notes
- A plastic bowl in the sink
- The truth about chooks
- Your kids never tell you everything
- Life is like a nappy
- Why Australia doesn't have real mountains
- What does he see in the mirror?
- Welcome to... Sage? Thursday?
- The second honeymoon
- My life and the coriolis effect
- A present too big for the linen drawers
- Office parties are dangerous to your job
- Board games bring a family together...
- Termites are a terminal disease
- If you buy her underwear...
- Bash in the skull of a bearded pirate
- The Saint survives!
- The world's full of ugly babies
- Civilisation ends with a bacon sandwich
- Post-natal Christmas depression
- Bad taste in the beerkellars
- Everything is better than sliced bread
- A month of my life is empty
- Old drivers just whinge
- Please tell me I'm not like them...
- Giving new meaning to rabbit control
- Geoffrey, you're a pillock. Go away
- I'm not that kind of bloke
- The zoo is empty
- Who invented toast and are they sorry?
- The royal visit
- Neighbours like Fred are hard to find
- The lessons in fat are terminal
- A love built on semolina pudding
- Poison all committee members
- Eating out is too dangerous
- Only the jokes happen faster
- I do not want a hobby
- Go away and leave me in peace!
- April Fool's Day and the art of war
- Stalin behind the bike sheds
- The dog is taking over!
- My pots are as barren as the moon
- The end-of-life crisis is much more deadly
- If I met me, I'd hate him
- I should be replacing the wall...
- What constitutes a best butt?
- He's a good boy really, your Honour
- ironing boards are too small for sheets
- Granny's escaped!
- Something always comes up
- Is oral sex telling someone you love them?
- A plumbing joint that cost $465
- You can't kill people with chestnuts
- An undignified little ritual
- Who the hell is Barry Flint?
- My sister-in-law has come to stay
- The red tape is pink!
- A traffic accident inside me
- Too late – the aliens have got her!
- My wife is not leaving me
- A soft spot, but not for young people
- The moon's messing with my head
- A grain of rice like a bullet in the head
- I think I've been made a pass at
- A two-percent perfect world
- Erotic fantasies of pea-green pyjamas
- Ashes to cat litter
- The stepmother-in-law – a fairytale nightmare
- A man called... Cunnamulla?
- A 14kg scream with very long arms
- Back to the future...
- Rain making in the 21st century
- You must think I'm stupid...
- Any fool can cook a chicken
- My credit cards have been stolen
- S for Stuff
- Mothers aren't just mothers...
- Tidy is a relative term
- Arm wrestling
- There's no room in a British room
- So sorry, I live here now
- World leaders in public lavatories
- Conkering joked about yabbier pumps
- The bad jokes of immigration officials
- SPERed on to crime
- Cyclists make such attractive targets
- My mum has sailed in
- My granddaughter – the creature from Alien
- Pinch, punch, first of the month
- Fossilised brains in my fruit bowl
- I'm being consumed by oldness
- A welcome pack for toilet talk
- Too dry, too hot, too wet, too cold or too humid
- Tiling the shower – creatively
- All the questions; none of the answers
- The best years of her life...
- Welcome, brother!
- Eau de toilette pours in to fill the space
- I want Christmas lights that work
- Can you die of cornflakes?
- A byllaw banning chores in December
- Three wise men with unmarked packages
- A place filled with limp decorations
- Superstition is rubbish – with luck
- You can't give a mediocre diamond
- Covered in humiliation and round bruises
- A secret rule for international flights
- Yesterday, sunshine; today, flies
- I wish I'd kept my exercise books clean
- Nothing to fear but fear itself
- My wife has caught yoga
- I don't snore
- Why can't we drop seeds on a flannel
- My arm has gone septic
- The blunt instrument was a frying pan
- All anyone wants to do...
- Age, the thieving bastard...
- The blessed art of doing nothing
- Aliens with spots and no manners
- Deadly cultures grown in plastic pots
- ...and paw paw cream to cure world war
- When the hair comes off they look like thugs
- A new breed of modern woman?
- The natural law on hubcaps
- Queensland Day – the festival that wasn't
- Come on... own up – you were young once
- A wart flew in during the night
- You are what you underwear
- Natural laws numbers 399, 400 and 401
- Who the hell is Janeane Garofalo?
- Graffiti, crop circles and the cure for cancer
- My daughter came back
- Surely safety officers don't have wives?
- The reason the air is blue
- Mr Snell meets Moby Dick
- Security and the defecation of my cat
- You're drinking Neanderthal wee
- Interesting boxes and a cooked breakfast
- Send this to 20 people and die!
- Get a man in
- Living in the love bubble
- It must be hell in heaven
- Natural law number 395
- What's the meaning of it all?
- Trick or treat – it's the taxman!
- A birdie, an eagle – or a crocodile
- Six billion plastic bags every year
- The dog is dying
- Everything with bread. It's a law
- The stuff we are stuck with
- A gentlemen's game... in Australia?
- Great about Ireland; pity about you
- And now – Christmas carol rage
- The cross-dressers are suing Santa
- It's why turkeys don't have one leg
- The dog threw it up on Boxing Day
- People are stealing my bits!
- All you need to have a baby is hormones
- Choosing who stuffs up the country
- Mending my Strine ways
- The zip on my trousers has broken
- Captain Cook is getting the old heave-ho
- Valentine's Day started with a wolf
- I broke an ornament
- Would you like to marry me?
- What you need to do to sell your house
- Automatic-teller-machine rage
- He's a good boy really, your Honour
- My life's in a box
- We're drowning in pills
- A brain like a Baghdad post office
- Infanticide isn't that serious, surely?
- May Day cheats
- Dining tables are for talking across
- Why didn't you call?!
- In the toiler... or on it?
- Who says it can only get better?
- Household stuff that doesn't work
- Giving back the baby
- What's the magic word?
- 239,000 ways to boil an egg
- A rose by any other colour
- Lorikeets – the skinheads of ther skies
- Who cares about Local Government Week?
- Jellyfish erections
- John Collard is coming!
- Left handed and left over
- Life coaches on the hit list
- I know who's responsible!
- I'm not interested in the Olympics
- You, Spinderella and the mummy
- But no one talks about haemorrhoids
- John Howard's got my job!
- Queens in football jerseys
- The supreme ultimate super grand final
- The truth about marital compatibility
- Oh God – we're doing water!
- The disgusting stuff under the bed
- It'll only take a minute
- The Emperor's new spa...
- I was a baby once
- Everyone feared she was brain damaged
- Something for the weekend, sir?
- Is nothing sacred? Actually, no.
- Here we go again!
- A mum who's no trouble
- The day I've been waiting for!
- Our private newspaper dump
- You can't make jokes about this
- I've got a squatter
- Natural Law number 396
- Chaos in the car park
- The only good counsellor...
- I checked my mail
- I have a banana in my ear
- Do you have an erection problem?
- World's most futile task
- Going our separate ways
- My (ex) mate has a piano accordion
- Life as a Single Man
- So what's Easter about then?
- Who let them loose in a shop!
- If Alan can do it...
- The lawyers have gone organic
- We're drinking wee
- My family has caught health
- Guess who's coming to dinner
- Bastards of our past
- My daughter moves house
- Rekindling the flame
- Going home
- Sent to the naughty chair
- Turn back – it's freezing!
- Starting my own business
- Natural Law number 397
- Grey nomads monopolising the toilets
- My entire world view is a tooth
- It's no laughing matter
- The real mystery of bad backs
- Natural Law number 398
- Update on love
- Computers: okay if you've got the patience
- Meg, Mog and tomorrow's lawyers
- Is there a worse insult than Nice?
- Why would you grow a lettuce?
- We're running out of footy names
- The wedding anniversary I nearly missed
- Why can't I go to shopping school?
- Silent Night, Holy Night, all is mayhem...
- Bingle bloody Jells!
- Get off the road, grandad!
- The manic squeak of fundamentalists
- Work clothes? They're the other ones...
- Crime walks the streets of Brisbane
- Queensland Health goes Keystone Cops
- Doing a better job than God
- How to spot a car android
- Fast planes; slow airports
- Eating my way through recipe books
- Bugger the cocoa - Happy New Year!
- The secret of sharp knives
- How can you tell if it's love?
- Milk in - soy out
- Home improvement is a state of mind
- Where can I buy a work ethic?
- Grave robbing before you die
- A Valentine's Day row
- The dreaded hand of... what's it called?
- Parenthood is worry – and guilt
- Bravery in the face of a tattoo parlour
- A maggot in my apple
- Anti-cyclone Mum
- Cyclone Larry and April Fools Day
- A rat in my manifold
- Equality is leaving the seat up!
- where do mossies go when you miss?
- Stubby holders should come with instructions
- Whatever happened to Janet and John?
- Me and Tommo... working together
- The pumpkins are coming!
- Sheeters and bunchers
- Age happens
- Easter eggs and rites of passage
- Plastic containers full of marital disaster
- What's the secret about Mothers' Day?
- Pyjamas that say "don't touch"
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